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only three chords

(D) (G) (A)

The strumming pattern at the start of the song is like this:

D – | D U | DUDU – – | D –

For the rest of the song, the strumming pattern changes slightly:

D – | D U | DUDU – – | DUDU

 

Chorus

 

(D)Tumhhi ehsaso mei, (G)Tumhi jazbato mei,

(D)Tumhi lamhato mei, (G)Tumhi din raato mei.

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Title:      GRENADE

Artist:     Bruno Mars

Album:      Doo-wops and Hooligans

No Capo version

[Verse 1]

Dm

Easy come, easy go,

Dm

That’s just how you live, oh,

Am

Take, take, take it all,

Am

But you never give.

Dm

Should’ve known you was trouble

Dm

From the first kiss,

Am

Had your eyes wide open.

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{title:Hotel California}

[Bm]On a dark desert highway, [F#]cool wind in my hair

[A]Warm smell of colitas, [E]rising through the air

[G]Up ahead in the distance, [D]I saw a shimering light

[Em]My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim, [F#]I had to stop for the night

[Bm]There she stood in the doorway, [F#]I heard the mission bell

[A]And I was thinking to myself: this could be [E]heaven or this could be hell

[G]Then she lit up a candle [D]and she showed me the way

[Em]There were voices down the corridor; [F#]I thought I heard them say:

{start_of_chorus}

"[G]Welcome to the Hotel Califor[D]nia

[F#]Such a lovely place (such a lovely place), such a [Bm]lovely face

[G]Plenty of room at the Hotel Califor[D]nia

Any [Em]time of year (any time of year), you can [F#]find it here"

{end_of_chorus}

[Bm]Her mind is Tiffany twisted, [F#]she got the Mercedes Benz

[A]She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, [E]that she calls friends
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Artist: Taylor Swift

Love Story

Capo 2

Intro: C  G  Am  F

C

We were both young when i first saw you

F

I close my eyes and the flashback starts

Am                       F

Im standing there on a balcony of summer air

C

See the lights, See the party the ball gowns

F

I see you make your way through the crowd

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THE ONLY EXCEPTION – Paramore

INTRO

G  Dm  Cmaj7  x2

VERSE1

G                                 Dm                    Cmaj7

When I was younger I saw my daddy cry and curse at the wind

G                                                Dm          Cmaj7

He broke his own heart and I watched as he tried to re-assemble it

G                                      Dm         Cmaj7

And my mama swore that she would never let herself forget

G                                                  Dm

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Song: Just the Way You Are
Album: Doo-Wops & Hooligans

Capo 3

Intro:
D         Bm
Ah, ah ah ah
G            D
Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah

D
Oh her eyes, her eyes, make the stars look like they’re not shining
Bm
Her hair, her hair, falls perfectly without her trying
G                                         D
She’s so beautiful, and I tell her every day

D
Yeah, I know, I know when I compliment her she won’t believe me
Bm
And it’s so, it’s so sad to think she don’t see what I see
G                                             D
But every time she asks me do I look okay, I say
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Stairway to heaven

Led Zeppeling

E-------5-7-----7-|-8-----8-2-----2-|-0---------0-----|-----------------|
B-----5-----5-----|---5-------3-----|---1---1-----1---|-0-1-1-----------|
G---5---------5---|-----5-------2---|-----2---------2-|-0-2-2-----------|
D-7-------6-------|-5-------4-------|-3---------------|-----------------|
A-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-2-0-0---0--/8-7-|
E-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
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Classic jokes.

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Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn’t reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him ” Arre Puttar, ki hoya?” (What Happened, My Son?) The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, “Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?” (These Maruti Car people are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!)

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There were these three classic guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them “Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in.”

 

So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out “Bananas!” and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out “Money!” and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells “Oh Shit!”

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* India wins Cricket match; 120 people die of shock

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Classic jokes

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A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone. “It’s the minister, Mommy,” the child said to her mother. Then she added, “Mommy can’t come to the phone right now. She’s hitting the bottle.”

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While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. “What is the big brass gong and hammer for?” one of his friends asked. “That is the talking clock,” the man replied. “How’s it work?”

“Watch,” the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, “Knock it off, you idiot! It’s two o’clock in the morning!”

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A lady dropped her handbag in the bustle of holiday shopping. An honest, little boy noticed her drop the handbag, so he picked it up and returned it to her. The lady looked into her handbag and commented, “Hmm… That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills.” The boy quickly replied, “That’s right, lady. The last time I found a purse, the owner didn’t have any change for a reward.”

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Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A. He wanted cold hard cash!

Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

A. “Is that you mommy?”

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A. Frostbite.

Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?

A. They take the psycho path.

Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?

A. Cell phones.

Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?

A. Spoiled milk.

Q. Where do polar bears vote?

A. The North Poll

Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?

A. ME!!!

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?

A. In snow banks.

Q. What’s brown and sticky?

A. A stick.

Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?

A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

Q. What dog keeps the best time?

A. A watch dog.

Q. Why did the tomato turn red?

A. It saw the salad dressing!

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